DAVID HOCKNEY’S

iPad designed stained-glass window in Westminster Abbey has met with some derision, with its simple design and bright colours. He got one thing right. It faces the Queen when she worships and, as any churchgoer knows, nothing makes you feel closer to God than being bathed in colour as the sun passes through a beautiful window. WHILE filming the final series of Poldark, Gabrielle Wilde (aka the stuck-up snob Caroline Penvenen) posts a picture of herself in an eyewateringly tight purple PVC dress. Crikey, if Poldark had seen her like that, he’d have ditched his sackcloth-wearing wife Demelza in a heartbeat!