LAST year,

pet insurers shelled out £750,000 to treat ‘psychiatric disorders’ among pets. One woman sent her Great Dane — which sleeps on a memory foam mattress and lives off M&S chicken — for ‘neurological’ sessions costing £275 because she thought the animal had developed agoraphobia. Pets need love and care, but if you’re paying £275 for a session with a dog shrink, it’s you that needs your head seeing to.