Daily Mirror (Northern Ireland)

Going up...

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It’s super important not to slouch, because your clothes look better you won’t develop painful back problems – and new product Upright Go can help. Stick it on your spine and if you hunch, you’ll get an electric shock... oh no, hold on, I got the wrong end of the stick. It won’t shock you, it’ll just buzz. Boring. Free idea for the second generation version for them there, then.

Laughing gear

The very latest thing straight off the catwalks at Paris Fashion Week is lip embellishm­ent – in the form of tiny sequins and glitter. As a wearable trend, it is, of course, ludicrous... but as a Christmas party dress diet, brilliant and almost guaranteed to work, because it would be impossible to eat anything with them on.

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