Paul Rout­ledge

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Daily Mirror (Northern Ireland) - - NEWS -

Some things a chap has to be dis­creet about. I don’t con­fess ev­ery time I slip into Gal­lagher’s mi­cro-pub when she wants bread from the Co-op. And I have torn the “re­duced” slip off a bunch of flow­ers, to make it look like I’ve been re­ally gen­er­ous.

Bus times home are also fer­tile ground for be­ing eco­nom­i­cal with the truth. “Just missed it, luv,” while still in the club.

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