Ja­son Beat­tie


Daily Mirror (Northern Ireland) - - NEWS -

My wife and I like to think we live in wed­ded har­mony. But be­hind the lov­ing smiles there is a bit­ter and never-end­ing bat­tle tak­ing place. Not even the UN’S finest could re­solve this dis­pute. It’s over knick-knacks. The shelves are lit­tered with porce­lain fig­ures, twee dolls and frankly dis­turb­ing sou­venirs. And how­ever many I hide, ac­ci­den­tally drop or put “in stor­age” oth­ers mirac­u­lously ap­pear in their place.

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