Rachael Bletchly

CHIEF FEA­TURE WRITER

Daily Mirror (Northern Ireland) - - NEWS -

I’m as hon­est as the day is long, so I only do things be­hind his back at night.

Like se­cretly switch­ing the elec­tric blan­ket on at 2am and ac­cus­ing him of hav­ing a hot flush. Or raid­ing his choco­late stash and swear­ing blind he has been sleep-eat­ing. And I count the fag ends be­fore the rub­bish goes, to prove he’s fib­bing about us­ing the ecig.

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