Mustn’t-see do really for daddy
I’m betting yesterday’s waste of our money on the wedding of an overprivileged Hooray Henrietta had a lot to do with her daddy.
That freeloading lump of self-entitlement Andrew, who insisted on being treated like the demi-god his elder brother is, and his mater, who felt guilty at the way Margaret was treated, caved in.
The best laugh was the usual hype about the “eyes of the world” being on this latest piece of pageantry.
Which meant This Morning viewers, plus the handful of Diana-worshipping cranks in America, who got up at 4am to watch it on TLC. That’s a lifestyle channel obsessed with brides and babies which, a few hours after Eugenie’s nuptials, aired a Halloweenstyle wedding show, Dancing Zombies.
I’m still waiting to hear if that was live from the Windsor reception.
LUMP SON Prince Andrew