CAT OFTHE WEEK

NAME: Ozymandias King of Kings APPEARANCE: Black all over SPECIAL SKILLS: Ozzy was adopted from the RSPCA and it soon became clear that he was a hokey-cokey cat (in, out, in, out.) Obviously his devoted people were only too happy to grant him entrance and exit, but were too selfish to sit next to the door 24/7, which meant he often had to – shudder! – wait. A lesser cat might have endured this poor service, but not Ozzy. Over the last few months, via a complicated series of glances, he has trained the man who delivers this very newspaper every morning to ring the doorbell for him too. Next: the postman.

If the feline in your life is good – or proactive – enough to be Cat Of The Week, send a photo or details to polly.hudson@mirror.co.uk