And so to the BIG QUESTIONS of the week

1 Does anyone else think Arlene Foster looks like a scrubbed-up Tracy Emin in a suit?

2 Did Michael Palin donate his diaries to the British Library in response to John Cleese selling his credibility to British PPI compo firms?

3 If Prince Harry marries his girlfriend in the same month we complete Brexit will we be told not to worry about losing a Merkel as we’re gaining a Markle?

4 Can someone check if Tony Blair’s still alive as he hasn’t been heard or seen since Jeremy Corbyn made him look like a bitter old clown?

5 Is resigning Lib-Dem leader Tim Farron the first politician to step down from his post because he wants to spend more time with the Holy Family?