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Lastermind A new study has found that being regularly active in the bedroom throughout your life could make you more intelligent. Without being rude, all the work that resulted in this finding was a complete waste of time. No one’s going to take research seriously if it just sounds like a sleazy chat-up line.

Prince harming There’s a depressingly inevitable backlash currently raging against Prince Harry, suggesting he shouldn’t have been so honest in recent interviews, and needs to stiff upper lip himself generally. Despicable. LEAVE HARRY ALONE. His appearance is now the second best thing about him, and that’s no mean feat. Good work, Your Hotness Highness.