DRUNK... AND DISORDERLY

Sports Direct boss Mike Ashley downed 12 pints and threw-up in a fireplace after a meeting in a pub, and was prone to having “a nap” under the table if he got bored during business meetings, a court heard this week. I couldn’t help but smile. Often when I’ve been in my disorganised local Sports Direct – with merchandise on the floor, one shin pad instead of two in a packet, and boxes strewn everywhere – it looks as though the boss might have been on a bender and just paid a visit!