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I’m generally all for scrupulous honesty and accurate reporting, I’ve decided there are exceptions. Under duress, my sevenyear-old this week began his What I Did on my Summer Holiday journal in preparation for going back to school. I quote… “Day One: We packed our bags ready for our holiday and found our passports. Mum had a fake tan. She looked like Donald Trump...” Fake tan? Fake news, more like.