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Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20 Another day when things are fairly low key and you hide from prying eyes, bordering on anti-social. Even travel plans are being made in secret. Don’t want to ruin the surprise. True, some Capricorns may be in a depressed frame of mind. Not when you find out what others are doing next. For more call 0903 658 1001 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19 You are known for kindness and generosity. And yes, you most certainly do mind spending your money on rubbish. Cut down on the clubbing and entertaining for a start. Even if others accuse you of being snobbish. Not the nicest compliment. At least a business should be in profit today. For more call 0903 658 1002 (75p/min + network access charge)
Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20 You might be in the right job. But even so, you feel like just another professional cog in the wheel. However, your rise to success should be quite remarkable now. Despite that, you may be all riled up today. A relationship is workable and it’s a marvellous day in other ways. For more call 0903 658 1003 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aries March 21–April 20 The journey to your office may take longer than usual. Why bother turning up at all? You genuinely need a good rest and are in holiday mood. Partly because you just renewed a relationship. Don’t miss an opportunity to show how hardworking you are. A trip can be organised later. For more call 0903 658 1004 (75p/min + network access charge)
Taurus April 21–May 21 Personally, you may think you are on borrowed time today. Borrowing money from the bank – not a chance. Try to get down to some serious work, even if you leave a trail of broken hearts. Then you can address other woes, which means dealing with your own emotions. For more call 0903 658 1005 (75p/min + network access charge)
Gemini May 22–June 20 Remind others that worrying is no good. That you will handle everything, from life’s trivialities, to more serious anxieties. In fact, you should begin to relax a bit, except for the whole moving thing. None of it matters, if you remain in the same house. Where would you live otherwise? For more call 0903 658 1006 (75p/min + network access charge) Cancer June 21–July 22 Others may criticise your attitude. When you ask why, an answer eludes them. There shouldn’t be too many problems – not work wise. It’s your private life that seems chaotic. Apart from planning something complicated, without any input. You’ll be lucky if you get back home by midnight. For more call 0903 658 1007 (75p/min + network access charge)
Leo July 23–August 22 Romance and finances don’t mix. Of course, Leos are often accused of being divas. They are infamous for it. Though, your demands are far from ridiculous. A snip off the price real list. Don’t let it cause a rift today. You may have to ask someone for a lift to a party. For more call 0903 658 1008 (75p/min + network access charge)
Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22 Your life seems to be in hibernation. Not even a few home truths can make you smell the coffee. The only thing to come out of your mouth is ‘you’re awfully bossy’. Tread softly today. After that, you should be on a high, and if all goes to plan you will feel like you’re airborne. For more call 0903 658 1009 (75p/min + network access charge)
Libra Sept 23–Oct 23 You too seem to be in a holding pattern. Nor assume that plans will happen on their own. A relationship is developing quietly and excitedly, though too slow for your liking. If anything, you can’t help wondering if you should do something barmy today. Be calm and wait. For more call 0903 658 1010 (75p/min + network access charge)
Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22 You may have a chance to do a bit of refinancing today. This doesn’t exclude property. Do it once, and do it properly, and it should produce some results. Anything left over, you can put towards a party. Somebody thinks this is odd. But you don’t regard them as friends. For more call 0903 658 1011 (75p/min + network access charge)
Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21 You may feel disheartened, as if everything’s your fault. Take it with a pinch of salt, even if there’s a twinge of regret for not sorting these whiners out. Indeed, a stiff drink might help today. After that, your self-worth should go through the roof. That’s all the proof you need. For more call 0903 658 1012 (75p/min + network access charge)