It’s jobs for the Moyes

SO David Moyes, who won nothing in 11 years at Everton, couldn’t handle the Manchester United job, won 28.5 per cent of his 42 games with Real Sociedad, got Sunderland relegated, walks straight into Slaven Bilic’s shoes at West Ham despite an almost universal negative reaction from their fans.

As one of its finest exponents of the craft should have said: Football management, eh? Bloody hell. The only job where you get to drink the Last Chance Saloon dry.