ALISON PHILLIPS

Iran irony is lost on the Johnsons

CLUELESS Boris and his dad last month WHAT a hoot it must seem for the Johnson family to have one of their own stranded far from home. There’s no hint of shame at the irony that Nazanin ZachariahRatcliffe is also stranded... in real fear and misery. Or how Nazanin’s plight has been worsened by the idiocy of foreign secretary Boris.

Stanley says his son doesn’t know of his jaunt. Rubbish! I bet he thinks dad’s antics will be good for Brand Boris.