Disney casts it Voight for animatronic Trump
Disney fans have been given a sneak peak at the Hall of Presidents in Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom in Orlando, which will now include Donald Trump. Introduced by the George Washington figure, the animatronic President has details such as candy-floss hair, mind-of-their-own hands and a tie dangling below his belt. However, one detail the maker seems to have omitted is any resemblance to Trump’s face. Times may be hard for Mickey Mouse – they appear to have wheeled out an old model of actor Jon Voight instead. Take a look.
An Illinois police sergeant is due in court charged with attempted murder after an argument over a bottle of vodka that led him to open fire on his son.
Raymond Leuser is accused of shooting the 22-year-old multiple times at his home in Chicago after the victim allegedly drank Leuser’s alcohol and tried to hide it by replacing it with water.
There were moving scenes at a US aquarium this week, a year after violence threatened to erupt.
Twelve months ago Twitter user GavBurl, still seemingly struggling with the 2006 loss of wildlife host Steve Irwin, posted a snap of his fist next to a stingray, threatening to punch it to defend the Australian’s honour.
After the post went viral, he went back on Tuesday and tweeted: “Today, I’ve returned to make things right. To end the cycle of violence. It’s what Steve would have wanted.
“I’m sorry and I love you, Water Pancake.”
If you think you’re having a tough time right now, spare a thought for the people of Oregon.
The Beaver State crashed into 2018 after a law came into effect requiring people to fill up their own cars with petrol, instead of an attendant doing it.
Mike Perrone blasted: “I’ve lived in this state all my life and I REFUSE to pump my own gas. I had to do it once in California while visiting my brother and almost died doing it.”
And Sandy Franklin posted online: “I don’t even know HOW to pump gas and I am 62, native Oregonian... I say NO THANKS!”
My sources say after the abolishment of the 59-year rule, horse and cart sales have seen a dramatic increase.
Police in Louisiana have issued an “arrest warrant” for Frozen’s Queen Elsa after America was plunged into a historic cold snap.
In a Facebook post, cops said: “As you can see by the weather, she is a very dangerous girl.
“Approach with caution!” It included a wanted poster offering $100million for Elsa “dead or alive”.
P.S. Fighting through snow, a warm welcome awaited me as my barman Richard poured my first drink of the New Year. But his mother-in-law is still quite frosty. As he left for work she said: “I’m knitting you a muffler. What size is your mouth?”