Daily Mirror

TATT HURTS, CHEZ

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Clearly all is not well in the Chezza/Payne household. So why then did they pose for that toe-curling gaze-into-eachother’s-eyes performanc­e at the Brits?

Cheryl can’t have been in such excruciati­ng, humiliatin­g agony since she had that ginormous rose tattooed on her backside. “Publicly stunt,” cried the cynics. But what for? The services of Relate? Or the return of Mr Byrite?

Either way, Cheryl can at least take some comfort from knowing she didn’t get this little flower tattooed on her rump.

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