FAMOUS FIVE

Five of the worst horseracing-related jokes you’re ever likely to hear

1 I backed a horse called Apples but it got pipped at the post

2 I’ve heard some good things about Lunch Hour at 12-1

3 A horse walks into a bar. Barman says “why the long face?” Horse says “my dad just died”

4 I put a tenner on a horse yesterday but it just blew off

5 I backed a great horse yesterday — it took seven horses to beat him