I was stuck behind

a white van this week when I noticed a whole lot of stickers on the back window. People who put stickers on the back of their cars can never just put one, can they?

This particular man was blocking the rear-view mirror with a variety of beauts, but a few that caught my eye were: “Britain First”, “If You Can Read This You Weren’t Aborted”, “I (Heart) Trump”, and “I’m Not Speeding I Just Need A Poo”.

He also had written above his registration plate “No Tools Left In Van Overnight”.

Which I think was meant to tell us that he didn’t sleep there.