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CHOO ON THIS, DONALD

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to keep quiet about an affair with A porn star claims she was threatened of America. the President of the United States a career-ending revelation. Now, (Five years ago that would have been it’s just another day in Trumptown). shenanigan­s are Mr Trump “doesn’t believe” any such hoped for something true – although Melania might have is suing Stormy more certain than “believe”. But he Agreement – Daniels for breaking a Non-Disclosure presumably). (non-disclosure of non-shenanigan­s, Horny Stormy interrupts her Making America his Again tour to announce she’ll describe genitalia to prove her case. He responds is saying that’s fine so long as the descriptio­n yet, but “big”. (OK, he hasn’t said the last bit it can only be one tweet away). any We are already way beyond expecting to such normal response from the POTUS accusation­s. But what about Melania Trump? Well she, according to the most nauseous spokespers­on statement yet, was this week, “focused on being a mom... while working on future projects”. Urgh.. Let’s hope for her sake those future projects involve a short, sharp Jimmy Choo in the Presidenti­al crown jewels.

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ACCUSATION­S Stormy and Trump

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