Going down...

The wrong and short of it

Stranger Things has mainly been a force for good – without it, we might not know about Millie Bobby Brown – but no one’s perfect. The show has also inspired these denim shorts, which you cannot fail to notice (unless you’re Australian) are upside down. Geddit? No? Oh well, never mind, it’s too late now anyway.

Con air

If you want to waste £15 you could set fire to it, eat it or buy an Ionic Purifier, which you plug in to improve the quality of the air around you. And obviously, as we all know, better air means improved mood, energy and mental alertness. On the plus side, the next time you’re grumpy you can legitimately take zero responsibility for it because it’s actually all the air’s fault.