Right, showed off the results of her recent goat yoga workouts – yes, that’s yoga with goats, while rapper above, shared a giggle with Love Island presenter on the red carpet at the Tate Modern. Singer left, struck a sultry pose as she presented with the

Rear? And if it was the latter, what about the rest of the body?

Anyway, Slimmeria is real. In fact, TOWIE’s Gemma Collins spent some time there three years ago.

She only lasted six hours. That may or may not have had something to do with Galia’s somewhat unorthodox approach to weight loss: “We will starve you. We will exhaust you. We will whip you into shape. And you will say thank you.”

I had to smile; it was almost word for word the warning my wife and I issued to our kids at the start of the school summer holidays. It seemed to work for Galia’s clients, though. In just one week the three we met last night achieved a combined weight loss of more than 50lb.

“We eat a lot of cabbage here,” Galia revealed.

That possibly explains the weight loss. It definitely explains the sewage problem.