Shamed duo sure to raise the ratings

EXPECT bumper audiences for next week’s Strictly as everyone tunes in to witness the sexual chemistry/awkwardness between Katya Jones and Seann Walsh.

Surely Seann and Katya won’t have any time for dancing as they discuss whether their partners have let them back in the house yet?

Poor Neil, Katya’s husband, has to turn up for work knowing everyone has seen his wife snogging someone else.

I expect Seann is kipping on the sofa. He certainly should be and, let’s not be sexist about this, so should Katya.

Roll on next Saturday...