5 And so to the BIG QUESTIONS of the week
1 An academic claiming Shakespeare showed a “disgust” towards women because one gave him syphilis. I wonder if that’s Trump’s excuse too?
2 The Banksy painting that shredded itself when it was bought at auction. How come all of Rolf Harris’s works haven’t shredded themselves with shame?
3 The Daily Telegraph calling for a debate on legalising cannabis. Does that mean that global warming’s so advanced Hell hath frozen over?
4 A court ruling Belfast bakers were right to refuse making a cake bearing the words “Support Gay Marriage”. Will Bake Off now be forced to have a homophobic week?
5 Talking of Bake Off, why wasn’t this week’s a topically themed royal wedding week in which everyone had to make a sponge?