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TRUTH Simon tells all to Joe EMMERDALE
STV, 7pm AN HOUR-LONG episode tonight, with plenty going on. Simon admits to Joe that he threw the acid at Ross but Joe’s shocked to discover Debbie had paid Simon to get revenge on him, not Ross.
Pete tells Ross to go ahead with the skin graft for Moses’ sake, if not his own. But the biggest drama is when Gabby and Liv accidentally spike Lisa’s drink with ketamine and all manner of bad things happen. EASTENDERS
BBC1, 7.30pm MITCH’S arrival in the Square has already ruffled a few feathers and the Taylors are quite tense. Keanu tells Karen to avoid him but, later, Mitch lands an invite for dinner.
Meanwhile, with the takings down at The Vic, Shirley has an idea to boost business… but takes things a little too far.
And Ian does his best to impress Mel, but is hampered by constant interruptions. RIVER CITY
BBC1, 8pm IT’S getting tense in Shieldinch as the fallout from the Madonna accident starts to heat up.
Lenny gets closer to finding the driver who ran over Madonna, and you can guarantee there will be dire consequences for them.
Meanwhile, after having a tough time of it with tumours and divorce, Angus gets his love life back on track as he feels a spark for one of his neighbours.
100 YEARS YOUNGER IN 21 DAYS
STV, 9pm YOU might think you’ve seen it all – until you witness Sid Owen smearing his entire body in goat’s cheese while sitting in a milk Jacuzzi.
Yes, there have been some surprising moments in this series, which has seen celebrities battle to shave years off their brain, body and face ages.
Ex-EastEnder Sid, along with FLOUR POWER Perri, Stacey, Ricky, Nick June Brown, Claire King, Roy Walker, Sherrie Hewson, Shaun Ryder, Russell Grant and Sandra Martin, have also tried snail facials, coffee enemas and, believe it or not, cow urine shampoo.
That last one might have just been the production crew having a laugh, but we’ll never know.
They are past the halfway mark now and most are taking it quite seriously – which makes the voiceover jar a bit as the narrator IN A LATHER Sid Owen slaps on the goat’s cheese