Sex in the wild

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DOC­TOR Fos­ter had glo­ri­ously lusty hate-sex with her de­testable ex, Si­mon. She’d tried to trick him into a quick kitchen shag filmed on her phone but when he twigged, she car­ried on any­way.

“Gemma, I hate you,” he said. “I pretty much f***ing loathe you, too” she replied and bosh! They were at it like rut­ting rhi­nos in the din­ing room. That’s what I call lay­ing the ta­ble.

HATE-SEX may be the wildest form of love-mak­ing but the best, ac­cord­ing to the font of all wis­dom Jerry Se­in­feld, is con­ju­gal visit prison sex fol­lowed closely by make-up sex af­ter a blaz­ing row...

Cor­rie’s Ai­dan and Eva could be on for the ride of their lives.

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