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I’VE never had much luck with the ladies.

I once got dumped af­ter I made a girl a Cae­sar salad. Ap­par­ently she doesn’t like dog food.

An­other ditched me when I re­placed our bed with a tram­po­line. She lit­er­ally hit the roof.

And one girl left me af­ter she asked me to hu­mil­i­ate her in the be­d­room. She kicked me to the kerb af­ter I bought her some As­ton Villa py­ja­mas. It turns out that’s not the sort of hu­mil­i­a­tion she meant.

Strictly star Seann Walsh was dumped this week af­ter hu­mil­i­at­ing his now ex girl­friend for snog­ging his sexy St Peters­burg-born dance part­ner Katya af­ter a drunken night out.

That’s what can hap­pen when you don’t think or keep calm and go Rus­sian in­stead.

Comic Seann then went on telly to de­fend him­self and he claimed: “I’m not the per­son I’m be­ing por­trayed as.”

I agree. Hav­ing seen his act, de­scrib­ing him as a co­me­dian is a bit of a stretch.

He has cer­tainly now be­come a laugh­ing stock.

Walsh says he added the ex­tra “n” to be­come Seann, so he’d sound more show­biz.What a mo­ronn.

Sean with an ex­tra n has form for mak­ing ter­ri­ble de­ci­sions. He’s a life­long QPR fan for a start.

You’d think that sup­port­ing Steve McLaren’s sham­bles of a side would be enough drama for any­one.

Seann and Katya have de­cided to face the mu­sic and dance – though the pub­lic and judges are sure to boot them off this week­end. QPR FAN: Walsh

NEXT CELEB to leave Strictly (Lad­brokes) – Seann Walsh 5-4, Katie Piper 4-1, Ranj Singh 9-2, Charles Venn 6-1

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