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I’VE never had much luck with the ladies.
I once got dumped after I made a girl a Caesar salad. Apparently she doesn’t like dog food.
Another ditched me when I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She literally hit the roof.
And one girl left me after she asked me to humiliate her in the bedroom. She kicked me to the kerb after I bought her some Aston Villa pyjamas. It turns out that’s not the sort of humiliation she meant.
Strictly star Seann Walsh was dumped this week after humiliating his now ex girlfriend for snogging his sexy St Petersburg-born dance partner Katya after a drunken night out.
That’s what can happen when you don’t think or keep calm and go Russian instead.
Comic Seann then went on telly to defend himself and he claimed: “I’m not the person I’m being portrayed as.”
I agree. Having seen his act, describing him as a comedian is a bit of a stretch.
He has certainly now become a laughing stock.
Walsh says he added the extra “n” to become Seann, so he’d sound more showbiz.What a moronn.
Sean with an extra n has form for making terrible decisions. He’s a lifelong QPR fan for a start.
You’d think that supporting Steve McLaren’s shambles of a side would be enough drama for anyone.
Seann and Katya have decided to face the music and dance – though the public and judges are sure to boot them off this weekend. QPR FAN: Walsh
NEXT CELEB to leave Strictly (Ladbrokes) – Seann Walsh 5-4, Katie Piper 4-1, Ranj Singh 9-2, Charles Venn 6-1