While invading our ofce, we risked everything to grab a quick interview with a Dalek. Here’s what it said…
What did you do at Christmas? Watched Last Christmas aboard our saucer with a load of Daleks.
What was your best present?
Daleks do not give presents.
What are you most looking forward to in 2015?
Planning Dalek invasions.
Have you seen the Doctor lately?
No. The Doctor has managed to escape Dalek tracking. But we will find him.
What would you say if we said we knew where the Doctor was? We would demand you told us where exactly! NOW!
Have you a message for our readers? Happy New Year, humans. The Daleks will conquer Earth one day, you have been warned.
Er…thank you, Dalek.