STACEY DUGUID

ELLE’s new beauty columnist, Mademoiselle, says that when it comes to treatments, she will try almost anything: ‘Though I refuse to steam-clean my vagina.’ She says her greatest career achievement was being nominated for Columnist of the Year at an industry awards ceremony: ‘Monty Don beat me to it. So, I hit the champagne – as you do – took to the stage and made like an out-of-time flapper. Thereby proving I’m not a sore loser. I am coming for you, Monty.’ Mademoiselle says her new column promotes ‘beauty for all ages’, and she will also divulge her wedding drama as she plans her nuptials to HIG (Hot Intellectual Guy): ‘Bet you can’t wait!’ Read Mademoiselle’s column on page 265.