INI­TIAL IM­PRES­SIONS

BFG = BIG FRIENDLY GI­ANT. EASY. BUT WHAT DO THESE STAND FOR?

Empire (UK) - - FRONT PAGE - DAN JOLIN

1 M.A.S.H (1970)

a) Mil­i­tary Asshats Spread Hi­lar­ity b) Mo­bile Army Sur­gi­cal Hos­pi­tal c) Mul­ti­ple Au­dio-track Sound­clash Hor­ror

2 F.I.S.T. (1978)

a) For­got­ten Ital­ian Stal­lion Tale b) Fight­ing Is Stal­lone’s Trade c) Fed­er­a­tion of In­ter-state Truck­ers

3 C.H.U.D. (1984)

a) Cin­e­matic Hap­pen­ings Un­der De­vel­op­ment b) Crappy Hor­ror Un­less Drunk c) Can­ni­bal­is­tic Hu­manoid Un­der­ground Dwellers

4 D.A.R.Y.L (1985)

a) Data-analysing Ro­bot Youth Life-form b) Diddy An­droid Ras­cal Yearns for Life c) Dandy Aus­trian Rangers Yodel Loudly

5 B.A.P.S (1997)

a) Black Amer­i­can Princesses b) Bochasan­wasi Shri Ak­shar Pu­rushot­tam Swami­narayan Sanstha c) Tee-hee, “Baps”

6 JCVD (2008)

a) Je­sus Christ Vene­real Dis­ease b) Jasper Car­rott Vene­real Dis­ease c) Jean-claude Van Damme

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