FEARS OF A CLOWN
How did you get into clowning? I started 40 years ago in Glasgow as a magician. I wasn’t initially interested in performing as a clown until I learned I could earn more! I introduced the make-up and some plate-spinning and balloon modelling and it took off from there. It’s great fun. I can’t believe I get paid to do it. I’ve got six grandkids and they love when I work a big gala day or something. They’re chuffed to bits that grandpa’s on the stage. Is the ‘scary clown’ thing bad for business? Ay, that killer-clown craze a few months ago made my business fall away something terrible. I was getting nuisance phone calls and threats. But it’s actually nothing new. Twenty years ago I stopped on the way to a gig, in full kit, to ask some kids for directions, and they just ran away and I ended up surrounded by police! When they found out I was just doing a party it was fine though. Are you nervous about It? I knew a year ago that it was coming, so I started planning. I’ve had to change everything. I’ve stopped wearing the make-up, and it’s not ‘Cheeko The Clown’ anymore, it’s just ‘Cheeko The Family Entertainer.’ I had to get the caricature on my website redesigned. Is there a movie clown you like? The film I really like is Shakes The Clown. It’s a spoof. Whoever did it [Bobcat Goldthwait] knows all about clowns. They all hang around in a bar called The Twisted Balloon, and they sit there drinking in full make-up. It’s hilarious.
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