PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS FOR HER MAJ

Evening Express (Extra Edition) - - NEWS -

BRIL­LIANT news for the folks up by in Bal­moral. Ap­par­ently en­gi­neers from O2 and Orange have been work­ing flat out to erect a new mast to boost the sig­nal to the royal res­i­dence. For the first time, Lizzie Birse can use her beloved Black­berry. She and Phil can even while away the evenings down­load­ing YouTube videos. Su­u­upa fun. Other res­i­dents close by are also get­ting faster in­ter­net ac­cess. Wouldn’t it be great if Her Maj moved about the whole area dur­ing her hols? Then we’d get rid of all the North-east’s snail’s pace in­ter­nets.

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