MEMES TO AN END

You know things are getting desperate when even the memes start running out. The woman in the shiny turquoise leotard singing updated, corona-adapted lyrics to ‘I Will Survive’ was funny the first time round: by the fifth time, not so much. Note to all the naked men making memes where they ‘hilariously’ swing their dicks behind a pendulum: try tidying a drawer or something. Maybe your wife needs help with the dishwasher. You’re single? Surely not. I can cope with my bog roll being rationed, but are we also suffering from a national meme shortage? Over to you, Fat Tony.