The best of...
“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”
“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”
“I always say, keep a diary and some day it’ll keep you.”
“If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.”
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”
“Opportunity knocks for every man but you have to give a woman a ring.”