MORE NON­SENSE

Evergreen - - Clippings - — CAPT. ( RETD.) TERRY HEE­LEY, NEW­TON AB­BOT, DEVON.

SIR: Fur­ther to the “Non­sense Verse” (“Clip­pings”, Sum­mer 2014) I can add another ver­sion: He went to the pic­tures to­mor­row And bought a front seat at the back, He fell from the pit to the gallery And broke a front bone in his back. They gave him plain cake with cur­rants He ate it and gave it them back, Then took a bus home and walked it And that is the end of that!

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