Our man in Australia, Ian Laing, always likes to keep us chuckling and here’s his latest supply of pithy puns:
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
She was only a whisky- maker, but he loved her still.
No matter how far you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.