Pithy Puns

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Our man in Aus­tralia, Ian Laing, al­ways likes to keep us chuck­ling and here’s his lat­est sup­ply of pithy puns:

The fat­test knight at King Arthur’s Round Ta­ble was Sir Cum­fer­ence. He ac­quired his size from too much pi.

She was only a whisky- maker, but he loved her still.

No mat­ter how far you push the en­ve­lope, it’ll still be sta­tionery.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Time flies like an ar­row; fruit flies like a ba­nana.

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