DEPP’S ORDEAL

Talking to a group of reporters in Tokyo last February, the actor Johnny Depp said: “I was attacked yesterday morning by a very rarely seen or experienced animal called ‘chupacabra’. I fought with it for hours. They’re very persistent, very mean. And I’m pretty sure it came into my suitcase. I threw him off the 23rd floor. So we’ll never see him again. Thank you for understanding.” El Chupacabras is a reptilian cryptid that allegedly sucks the blood from livestock. inquisitr. com, 13 Feb 2017.