more odd than terrifying. But that’s what Paraguayan league leaders Olimpia found in their quarters at Deportivo Santani, with at least one toad dead. They still won the game 4-0, though.
Cops and robbers
Secret police the Stasi terrorised East Germany in numerous ways, but their officials had fingers in more pies than surveillance. Dynamo Dresden’s dressing room celebrations after winning the 1978 Ddr-oberliga were cut short by Stasi chief Erich Mielke, who informed them that his club, Dynamo Berlin, would be next year’s champions. Indeed they were. And for nine seasons after that.
Whatcha Gunner do?