Best quote

Kamara: “Spurs are fighting like beavers”

Carlos Alberto: “Wait a minute, are you those two guys who do that series, Pele Was Shite?”

“You’re a sick, sick young man,” Denzel Washington tells Tubes

Carragher: “No one wants to grow up to be a Gary Neville”

“Jimmy Greaves will draw the home team, Donald Trump will draw the away team”