Chart of lust

1. Non-mover MARCUS RASHFORD

Our respect for this footballer/ activist knows no bounds. That is how we effect change, eh? Apparently has Jay-z’s Roc Nation management onside, which makes sense.

2. Up KATE MOSS ON A BIKE

Still knocking it out the park in terms of the ‘create a new iconic look in all circs’ situation. This should be nothing much – yet, is everything. But you know her.

3. New in THE ‘ICK’

The exact moment at which fancying a new partner turns to repulsion. Coined by Love Island’s Olivia Attwood, currently being celebrated by the users of Tiktok.

4. New in PHILLIP SCHOFIELD V LADY COLIN CAMPBELL

How we adore a feud! These two went at it live on This Morning, after Phil dared question the integrity of LCC’S new book on the royals.

5. Non-mover CHRIS PRATT

The pre-ripped incarnation of the actor, as seen in our beloved Parks And Recreation; images of whom were unearthed last week to celebrate his birthday.

6. New in SYLVIE MUS

Style crush of the ish*. Stylist and Instagrammer of breathless chic, delivered with minimal effort, via a precisely defined colour palate (neutrals + denim).

7. Up LISA KUDROW

Last week told Jennifer Aniston she never watches Friends, which makes her one of the only people on the planet, presumably.

8. Non-mover KIM K IN BRONZE LATEX

The world turns, epic cultural shifts occur, humanity battles with a faceless threat… And Kim Kardashian still Does Her. Consistency is all.

9. Non-mover JUSTIN THEROUX

In a sleeveless tee, beanie, shades, face mask and surgical gloves; a look that just screams: post lockdown in New York, baby! Summer of 2020!

10. Up HIMESH PATEL

Of Yesterday, Eastenders, a dinner party we once went to (true story), and now The Luminaries.

Doing some fine, lust-inspiring work in period dress.