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Are you any good at flirting? I used to be quite good at it, but I’m a little out of practice. I’m not on my top game anymore, so I don’t remember really what I’m doing. What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve done this week? You know what it is? I spent 20 quid on sweets, ‘cos I really wanted a pick ‘n’ mix. That’s honestly as naughty as it’s getting for me this week. What’s the sexiest accent? I used to think it was really well-spoken English, but recently I’ve got this thing for the Scottish. I don’t know where it’s come from. I really like the American accent, too. When was the last time you took a naked selfie? I take pictures in my pants daily, but full blown naked? I’ve never really done that. Especially not to go on the ol’ internet. If I make it as a singer and all these people had naked pictures of me… I’d panic! I’d be
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like Kim Kardashian with a sex tape… I don’t think my mum would be able to handle it as well as Kris Jenner did. Who’s your biggest man crush? Douglas Booth – because he’s manly, but not in a really rugged way. He’s still quite a pretty boy in a manly, sexy way. Who was the last person to see you naked? Matt, the photographer! How boring! Well, saying that, I’m in a show at the moment, in a changing room of boys, and we get naked all the time. They’re straight though, so it’s not as fun as you’d think. Describe the pants you’re wearing… White Versace briefs. I’m definitely a briefs kinda guy. I like everything to be in one place. Have you ever had sex outside? Yes. But my mum’s going to read this, so let’s just leave it at outside. What’re your three top tips for a good date? Be interested in what each other are talking about, listen to what the other person is saying and be confident. Don’t be shy and reserved, ‘cos that makes everything uncomfortable. If you’re comfortable in your own skin, it’s not going to be awkward. If you’re awkward, then the date is gonna go shit. Is Brad Pitt still hot? Yeah, he’s hot. But I’ve never been like, ‘Oh my God, he’s so perfect.’ He’s still attractive, but he’s not really a dilf I would filth. What’s your biggest dating disaster? The worst thing is when you meet up with someone and they don’t look like anything you expected them to, and then you’re like, ‘Oh, I don’t fancy you anymore…’ Which member of One Direction would you marry? Zayn Malik. But recently he’s had this long hair thing going on and I’m not really feeling it. He looks a bit greasy. But usually, I’d always say Zayn.
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