The STAR Exchange
Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market this week?
SISTERS
North West will finally get her wish of having a sister, as Kim and Kanye’s surrogate is having a baby girl in January. She’ll be a selfie expert by the time she’s one…
JUNGLE QUEENS
She may have to give up her crown as Queen of the Jungle, but last year’s I’m
A Celeb winner Scarlett Moffatt is returning to present the ITV2 spin-off show, replacing Vicky Pattison. Cling onto it a bit longer, girl.
UNLIKELY SUPERSTARS
We scoffed at the idea of Megan Mckenna relaunching herself as a country singer. But she’s had the last laugh, soaring to No1 on itunes. WTF?
PRISON VISITS
Lauren Goodger no longer has to make her weekly trip to HMP Highpoint South, as she’s confirmed she has split from jailbird boyfriend Joey Morrison. Jeremy Meeks next, hun?
BLEACH
Frankie Bridge has dyed her pixie cut blonde and it’s taking all our strength to resist following suit. We have to keep reminding ourselves that it WON’T look the same on us.
DOING AS WE’RE TOLD
After finding out Chrissy Teigen refused to accept John Legend’s attempts to dump her 11 years ago, responding, “No”, we plan to use the word more in the future. Come at us, would-be dumpers!
PLAYING DRESS-UP
Bey’s mum Tina marked the singer’s 36th birthday by convincing a load of VIPS, including Michelle Ob am a,(tloefdtr ), et sosdurpess ausp“af so“rf mora mtioanti-o en r-ae” ra” Beyonce. What a queen.
HOMEWORK
Prince George started school last week and, while ballet and eating lentils are compulsory, homework isn’t. No stress in the palace on a Sunday night, then.