Leona’s got some junk in her trunk
WHERE? A posh hotel. WHAT? Poor Leona Lewis. She’d been told that everyone was after a big trunk these days. So, in her bid to stay, ahem, relephant, she’d resorted to surgery. Unfortunately, though, she’d got a bit confused.
SO? At least the singer can see the funny side. “LOL, I’m such a dumbo!” she chortled.