That Melania is a real Nutcracker
WHERE? The White House. WHAT? Melania Trump is often accused of looking frozen, so she feels a real affinity with the characters of Swan Lake. In a desperate attempt to feel more comfortable in the White House (which we all know is not her favourite place to be), she fills the lobby with ballerinas, paid to perform the famous dance on repeat, all day and all night. SO? And yet she STILL won’t crack a smile.
I am the Lizard Queen