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They talk. We listen (sometimes)

“HAD A HAIRCUT. HELL YES”

DR ALEX GEORGE wants to couple up with his barber

“OK, SUNSHINE, YOU CAN COME BACK NOW. THANKS HUN”

ALEXANDRA BURKE is really not enjoying the Greyskiesdotcom

“DISCOVERING NEW WORLDS OUTSIDE BRINGS DISCOVERING NEW WORLDS WITHIN OURSELVES”

Easy to say when you’re constantly on holiday, NICOLE SCHERZINGER

“INDIA TOLD ME, ‘AWWWWW MUMMY LOTS AND LOTS OF SPOTS!’ AND THEN PROCEEDED TO COUNT THEM USING HER FINGER ON MY FACE”

BINKY FELSTEAD’S three-yearold is a budding dermatologist

“IN A PREVIOUS LIFE, I WAS A MERMAN”

We can total sea that, BOBBY NORRIS

“AT THIS POINT, MY BOOBS ARE ACTUALLY BIGGER THAN MY BELLY”

Pregnancy is giving ROCHELLE HUMES a real, er, lift

“AFTER A LOT OF THOUGHT AND CONSIDERATION, I’VE DECIDED THE OVAL OFFICE NEEDS SOME REDECORATING AND A WOMAN’S TOUCH”

Watch out, Kanye West. PARIS HILTON is eyeing up that presidency, too