EU movie would be something
FOLLOWING the Brexit negotiations, I do hope we get the film rights because if we don’t, the EU will be billing us for decades?
It would make War and Peace look like a minor movie from Disney, but EU the movie drama, coming to a cinema near you, now that is something; staring Jean Claude Junker, as the Plonker (he is to the bottle what Louis Armstrong was to the trumpet), and Michel Barnier as the Joker.
Co staring David Cameron, as a contradiction in terms (this is the right way to waste money). The film won’t be released, it will escape, and the box office will be a customs post, over rated, over budget, and over taxed, as you queue to get in on a latrine lined highway.
You won’t get a ticket to see it, but a voting slip for a referendum, as to whether you want to see it, and then get another voting slip asking if you want to see it again?
It will be followed by a prequel staring John Major and Tony Blair, as Cockit and Bodgit, (look for them under the ammunition truck when the bullets’ start flying).
Co staring Alistair Campbell playing himself and then the sequel, staring Theresa May and Angela Merkel, playing Magna Carta, and Attila the Hen, (fighting for free will, as they tell us we have no choice?).
Sir Vince Cable will be a demented Yoda (doomed, doomed, your all doomed)! Not much humour as all the jokes will be politicians. Non of the stars will be auditioned, just measured for the parts and our criticism of them, will hurt them that much, they will cry all the way to the bank!
The films will have an uncut version, once austerity isove rand beunsu perc al if ragi list ic ex pi ali docious,bu twill have their place in history, though they haven’t dug it yet.
They will have a happy ending though; the people will be thrilled it is all over. Get the picture? They don’t!