EU movie would be some­thing

Hinckley Times - - LETTERS -

FOL­LOW­ING the Brexit ne­go­ti­a­tions, I do hope we get the film rights be­cause if we don’t, the EU will be billing us for decades?

It would make War and Peace look like a mi­nor movie from Dis­ney, but EU the movie drama, com­ing to a cin­ema near you, now that is some­thing; star­ing Jean Claude Junker, as the Plonker (he is to the bot­tle what Louis Arm­strong was to the trum­pet), and Michel Barnier as the Joker.

Co star­ing David Cameron, as a con­tra­dic­tion in terms (this is the right way to waste money). The film won’t be re­leased, it will es­cape, and the box of­fice will be a cus­toms post, over rated, over bud­get, and over taxed, as you queue to get in on a la­trine lined high­way.

You won’t get a ticket to see it, but a vot­ing slip for a ref­er­en­dum, as to whether you want to see it, and then get an­other vot­ing slip ask­ing if you want to see it again?

It will be fol­lowed by a pre­quel star­ing John Ma­jor and Tony Blair, as Cockit and Bodgit, (look for them un­der the am­mu­ni­tion truck when the bul­lets’ start fly­ing).

Co star­ing Alis­tair Camp­bell play­ing him­self and then the se­quel, star­ing Theresa May and An­gela Merkel, play­ing Magna Carta, and At­tila the Hen, (fight­ing for free will, as they tell us we have no choice?).

Sir Vince Cable will be a de­mented Yoda (doomed, doomed, your all doomed)! Not much hu­mour as all the jokes will be politi­cians. Non of the stars will be au­di­tioned, just mea­sured for the parts and our crit­i­cism of them, will hurt them that much, they will cry all the way to the bank!

The films will have an un­cut ver­sion, once aus­ter­ity isove rand be­unsu perc al if ragi list ic ex pi ali do­cious,bu twill have their place in his­tory, though they haven’t dug it yet.

They will have a happy end­ing though; the peo­ple will be thrilled it is all over. Get the pic­ture? They don’t!

Steve Vick­ers

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