5 signs you learnt to ride on a horse rather than a pony
You glaze over when friends reminisce about grass reins.
You have mastered the art of getting a bit in a horse’s mouth — from any angle. Falling off was a big deal (and a long way down), rather than a daily occurrence. “Vaulting” is not in your vocabulary. It’s a mounting block or game over.
Getting off for gates didn’t feature on hacks. Not your job.