SHOW ME THE MONEY ...

Huddersfield Daily Examiner - - FRONT PAGE -

“I have other sources of cash.” “That doesn’t show on your last tax re­turn, un­less you have an un­de­clared in­come source which is against the law.” “Par­don?” “I’m sorry, sir, we use such in­for­ma­tion only with the sole in­ten­tion of help­ing you.”

“Enough! I’m sick to death of Google, Face­book, Twit­ter, What­sApp and all the oth­ers. I’m go­ing to an is­land with­out in­ter­net or ca­ble TV where there is no mo­bile phone ser­vice and noone to watch me or spy on me.”

“I un­der­stand sir, but you need to re­new your pass­port first. It ex­pired six weeks ago.” HEN I was look­ing for a job the re­cruit­ment con­sul­tant asked me: “Have you thought of do­ing vol­un­tary work?” To which I replied: “I wouldn’t do it if you paid me.”

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