SHOW ME THE MONEY ...
“I have other sources of cash.” “That doesn’t show on your last tax return, unless you have an undeclared income source which is against the law.” “Pardon?” “I’m sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.”
“Enough! I’m sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I’m going to an island without internet or cable TV where there is no mobile phone service and noone to watch me or spy on me.”
“I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired six weeks ago.” HEN I was looking for a job the recruitment consultant asked me: “Have you thought of doing voluntary work?” To which I replied: “I wouldn’t do it if you paid me.”