Huddersfield Daily Examiner

HANGING ON THE DREAMLINE

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SOMETIMES the results of a survey take me by surprise. Holiday company Travel Republic did it when they revealed the average person spends three hours of their waking day doing nothing other than daydreamin­g.

That’s 780 hours a year or 32.5 days. That’s the whole of March and a bit of April.

The peak time for daydreamin­g is 11.20am.

Could this explain why automatic switchboar­ds put you on hold late morning because of volume of callers?

This after you have negotiated the five phases of choice: “Press one for ... Two for ...” not once, but four times, taking you ever deeper into the telephonic bowels of a multi-national company which keeps issuing the recorded assurance that your call is important.

Eventually, after listening to a loop of Vivaldi for half an hour, you might finally reach a living person who will say: “Hi, my name is Linda. How can I help you today?”

By which time you might be inclined to point out: “You might want to cut down on your daydreamin­g and answer the phone.”

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Jasper Carrott found much humour in motor accident claim forms

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