You can say that again!

OUR FAVOURITE RECENT SOAP QUOTES…

“It’s a bit flippin’ elaborate for revenge, isn’t it? You run a restaurant. If I wanted to mess with you, I’d just give you a bad review on Tripadvisor.” Hardcore! You really don’t want to mess with a gangster like Rich. He might send you a ‘sad face’ emoji.

“Things are always better with a cup of tea.” Sometimes – just sometimes – you hear a little bit of common sense in Walford.

“Don’t you talk to me, you two-faced little tart! Come near me again and I’ll slap you into the back end of next week.” She’s very religious is our Emma. If you turn the other cheek she’ll cheerfully slap that one, too.

“It’s worse than that… Emma’s being nice to me. And she’s even scarier when she’s being nice.” That’s very true. Look how nice Emma was to James. She literally loved him to death!

“Apparently, Eva wants doves at her ceremony.”

“She’s a right Bridezilla, that one! Although at my wedding, I do want unicorns.” Why stop there, Rosie? Invite some elves, the tooth fairy and the Loch Ness Monster.